One day a guy on a vacation heard of an Indian
with an amazing memory, so he decided to visit
the Indian and see what the big deal was.
He went to the Indian and asked him, "What did
you eat for breakfast on July 2, 1961?"
The Indian replied, "Eggs."
The same man came back 10 years later to see
the Indian again. He greeted him by saying, "How."
The Indian said, "Fried."