This wagon train was heading across the desert, when all of a sudden the wagon master notices that on all sides of the valley, they were surrounded by Indians. He quickly forms the wagons into the "Hollywood" circle, to protect the families in the train. Nothing happens. Soon, drums are heard pounding out in the distance, BUM, bum, bum, bum, BUM, bum, bum, bum, BUM, bum, bum, bum.......(the famous Hollywood drum beat from the John Ford movies)
The wagon master tells the everyone, "I don't like the sound of this...."
From out in the distance, he hears a voice yelling, "We don't like the sound of it either. He's not our regular drummer!"
"Indian casinos, it was announced Friday, took in eighteen billion dollars last year. New tribes are coming out of the woodwork. The Illinois gaming commission just turned down three applications from a tribe that calls itself the Chicagahoes"
Argus Hamilton
