TOP 10 THINGS AMERICAN INDIANS CAN SAY TO A WHITE PERSON

1. How much white are you?

2. I am part white myself, you know.

3. I learned your peoples ways in the Boy Scouts.

4. My great-great grandmother was a full-blood white princess.

5. Funny, you do not look white.

6. Where is your powered wig and knickers?

7. Do you live in a covered wagon?

8. What is the meaning behind the square dance?

9. What is your feeling about river boat casinos? Do casinos help your people, or are they a short-term fix?

10. Hey, can I take your picture?

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